Text 12 Dec Rick Perry. You need to stop.

jewnicorn666:

allthegirlsarebummers:

kurtsieklyssa:

jet-black-so-cool:

justusninjas:

Because I’ve had time to think about it, I’ve compiled a list of people that are more suited to run America than you.

  • Justin Bieber.
  • A cat.
  • A baby.
  • A cardboard cut out of The Green Lantern.
  • The paperclip from Microsoft Word.

The paperclip from Microsoft Word.

The paperclip from Microsoft Word.

I hate that fucking clip but I would vote for him

My top write-in choice! The paperclip

(Source: dapperblaine)

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    It’s sad that Rick Perry is the governor of my state.
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    Sabi: *paperclip voice* I see you’re trying

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